A lie for a lie

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You want to know what happiness is? It’s waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, shifting under the blankets and feeling the heat of the person next to you. You turn around and see them in their most peaceful, innocent, and vulnerable state. They breathe as though the weight of the world lays on anyone’s shoulder but their own. You smile, kiss their face in the most gentle manner so as not to wake them. You turn back around and an involuntary grin forms on your own face. You feel an arm wrap around your waist, and you know it doesn’t get any better than this.

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Mom: Why aren't you doing homework?
Me: I want to show my teachers that they don't own me, I'm more than just a piece in their stupid school.
Mom:
Me: When I graduate, I want to still be me.

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by-any-means-necessary:

theclearlydope

Make love to Spider-Man, not war.
But seriously kid, there’s candy in there.

This was so me as a kid! HA!

Oh baby

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pr3t3nt10us:

wait
are you telling me its candy
with a fuckingtoy inside?!

Oh my god, do Americans actually not have Kinder Surprise Eggs?
WHAT DID YOU BEG YOUR MOTHER TO LET YOU BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? They’re seriously the best shit ever!

THEY DON’T HAVE SURPRISES IN THEIR KINDER SURPRISES?
THIS IS A TRAGEDY.
I feel sorry for you all. Getting a Kinder Surprise and playing with the toy afterwards is the best thing ever.

we had those nestle wonderball things, but i don’t think it had a toy inside it.
i just begged for barbies!

t-toys? candy?
MIXED IN ONE
I HAD NO CHILDHOOD

D: what is this fuckery?!

Oh my god. I NEED THIS. SOMEONE BUY THIS FOR ME AND SHIP IT TO ME OKAY?

I did not know this was not a thing in the States. Holy fuck this was always my favorite.

Howww do they survive without these in America?!

LOLOLOL. I just want to say that I did not have these regularly growing up, but I do know what they are and I have experienced them. My mom did used to shop at Jungle Jim’s (aka a more exotic food mart of sorts).

Have we forgotten

hollow chocolate balls with MORE FOOD INSIDE
because this is AMURICA

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